Oswald's Bath Song
Oswald, our bulldog, doesn't like baths. Roberta, my spirit guide, has a passion for music. As I lay half awake one morning, this little gem floated up from sleep and fully formed in my consciousness. Luckily (or not), I had a pencil nearby.
Oswald's Bath Song
Dirty bulldog in the middle of the bed,
Stinky bulldog in the middle of the bed
Funky bulldog in the middle of the bed
Just tryin, to ruin my day
Wet bulldog in the shower today
Wet bulldog wants to run away
Wet bulldog not gettin his way,
It’s time, to soap him up
Soapy bulldog in the shower today
Stinky bulldog getting washed away
Sad bulldog losin his funk today
Down, the drain it goes
Wet bulldog runnin wild today
Towels I might as well put away
Clean bulldog only wants to play
There’s no stoppin him now
Clean bulldog in the middle of the bed
Fragrant bulldog in the middle of the bed
Spotless bulldog in the middle of the bed
He looks at me and says, You Stink!